i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
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We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
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He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
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