She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
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She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
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I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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