Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
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