planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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