If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
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