its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
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