uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
Shitshow foam night was such a success
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
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