sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
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