well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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