: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
Randomize
