Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
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Just wrote the directions to get to the girls house im hooking up with on the back of my marriage certificate. Officially worst husband ever.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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