So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
I enjoy the company of your penis
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