Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I'm jealous of your bromance
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
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