Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
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You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
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Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
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