OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
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Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
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I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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