I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
I will pee on everything he values.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
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