This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
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I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
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Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
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