Dude my mom stole all your condoms
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
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I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
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How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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