The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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