Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
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false alarm. still invincible.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
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He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
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