I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
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