i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Apparently on the way out of the ER i asked the nurse to doggie-bag me some more morphine.
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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