your thong is hanging out like whoa
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
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