I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
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