if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
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