He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
No stitches, just platelets and will power
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
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