I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
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i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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