chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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