so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
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You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
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you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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