Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
Randomize
