I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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