My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
then he tried to convert me to islam
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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