i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
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Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
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Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.