I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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