I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
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