I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
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