ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
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