Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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