Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
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Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
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Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
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