Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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