so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
not ubering you a puppy
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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