Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
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