pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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