Told my mom a bit ago she'd meet you tonight
Um...??
She's excited
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
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She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
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I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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