i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
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