quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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