I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
My bed is full of blood and feathers
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
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