Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
Randomize
