Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
How did I end up in the pool?!
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Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
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