i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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