Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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