Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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