actually, I'm a sock model
Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
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Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
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Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
We have so much sex to catch up on
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
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