Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
God gave him joint rollers for hands
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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