thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
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