I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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