she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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