It's just like the Real World with babies
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
Why are your pants in the freezer?
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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