I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
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